Nice Shirt! You know that's what everyone will be saying.
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We'll have your shirt(s) for you at Spring Fling!
unlike others, you won't regret not getting a shirt, because you are getting a shirt. who knows, maybe while you're carrying your shirt you happen to run into one of the artists, or you see them near the stage after their set, and they take your sharpie and shirt and then sign it and you have an awesome memory to take with you. yeah, that'd be sweet.